I’m Way Too Lazy For That…
February 24, 2015//
I’ve had a few clients that want a genuine medium and have asked me not to come up with anything I could look up on the internet or Facebook. Instead of saying, “I’m much too busy to do that and that would take an entire investigative team and it’s just me and my dog working today.” I just say, “I’m way too lazy for that.” Hell, I’d of done a lot better in school if I’d just have studied!
I tell them the kind of stuff I get you couldn’t find on the internet, like the name of Grandma’s little black poodle that she told you to quit pulling on its tail. Or the time you were little and sat on Grandma’s glasses and tried to patch them up with scotch tape. Maybe the time in 1973 that you lost a baby tooth and your Mom put it in a pill bottle so you could keep it forever and you forgot where you hid it. You buried it next to the porch in the backyard and it’s still there! That’s the type of stuff Spirit gives me. If Spirit doesn’t come up with stuff like that, I just give you a refund!
If you every see three cowboys driving in a two-door pick-up you can be certain the genuine cowboy will be the one sitting in the middle. The cowboy on the left has to do the driving and the cowboy on the right has to get out and open and shut all the gates. I’m way too lazy for that, so I’ll be in the middle!
